Introduction

I am a simple person. I live in a simple suburb, of a simple city, in a simple apartment. With lazy neighbors. Messy neighbors. Loud neighbors. Annoying neighbors. Who doesn't? I've lived here a year. In that year, I've let a lot of things go. I don't like to cause trouble. But the latest annoyance simply cannot go unnoticed. Here, you will find detailed depictions of the the daily war I wage, on this simplest of things, with the simplest of solutions. I cannot, however, reach that simple solution. I must fight with the weaponry of sarcasm and smartassism. It's a brilliant gift I possess, and have worked hard to perfect over the years. If you are reading this I welcome you. I welcome you to The Phonebook Chronicles.