Don't Rush When Being a Dick

Greetings bored people,

I apologize for not updating last night. In my rush to get out the door and to the lady-friend's for the evening, I completely forgot to be the daily dickhead to my neighbors. But fear not! I made sure to do so as soon as I got home from work today. Lettero numero dos:

And in its rightful place:

I'll update as soon as I get a response. Or the phonebook moves again. Or I get shot. We'll see. Check back soon! Stay thirsty my friends.